HONEY BUNNY!!
Posted on May 10th, 2010 at 11:03 am by peter

"Does this mean you are rejecting your noodly master?" said taytay. "We can’t reject what doesn’t exist." said the man in lack. "but we have proof ot it! The rising global temperatures, the decrease in temperature, the incread in height…"  "Are all lies! you claim people like me are ruining the world but it is actually you who woul give all the worlds wealth to those who don’t know how to hold it,," TayTay had had enough. "if only you were more coy with your beliefs, you might have survived this night." Then she turned around and started hopping away. The man in black yelled after her "oh look! the rabbit flees! Ha! When you make a threat lke that you should back it up!" TayTay ignored him. She would back it up that night. At the moment she had more important things to do, or rather, she had things that could not be moved as easily.

She walked down the sidewalk a couple of blocks until she came to the house numbers 1134 ootog st. She opened the mailboc and took the keys her previous employer had unwillfully left her. Then she took the car in the driveway. She drove slowely away, She still had an hour before school got out. No need for her to rush.

She checked her watch. 2:35, he would be crossing the street right then, She floored the gas, pushing the car to 150 mph. She turned her eyes to the roar. She would only have a second or two after she turned onto the schools road to aim the car. Plus she had to try and his only the kid as there were probably multiple kids crossing at that time.

She turned onto oak street, passed over a bridge, narrowly misses hitting a school bus, realizes that oak was a tree AND a name of a street and how ironic that is, before finally catching sight of the  boy. She moved her car slightly to the laft and BAM!!!

Her car hits the boy like he is a bag full of tomatoe soup. Luckily the car was already red so no one noticed. Then she sped off to her next target.

She waited outside the court house for 3 hours before he came out. When he di, he was of course surrounded by lawyers. She knew they were for physical protection, As opposed to legal. She knew they were all armed. She hit the gas. The big bunny jumped over her car, but all his lawyers lacked the kind of acrobatics skill and they were crushed liked a beetle under a bulldozer with fat albert driving. She brought the car to a screeching stop. She got out of the car. "hello honey" she said.

She stared at her ex husband, and he stared back in horror. He was taller then her. He was as big as a tree. A tree that happened to be 7 foot three. But she still had the edge on him. She had a womens scorn. And a gun. The gun probably really turned the tables on him. “You’ve been giving away my eggs for too long, honey.” “Screw you!” he said. “good point, you shouldn’t be able to screw anyone.” She fired the gun twice and it was so. The bigger of the bunnies now seemed very small as he was writhing around on the ground in pain. Tay Tay walked over to him and with one bullet into his big buck toothed mouth, she ended it.

After that she went back to the mall. She asked around and found out where the man in black lived. He lived in a big black house with a big black louse. She snuck in through his bedroom window. She was confused as to the best way to kill him. What should she cut first? Or should she use her gun? Maybe cut open his throat so blood ran down into his lungs and he drowned in his own blood? Although the prospect of making him hemmorage was appealing, she instead went for his nose cause how funny would it be to go to sleep happy and wake up noseless?

He woke up screaming. Tay Tay held him down. She had barely started cutting through his nose. It was like she was cutting cardboard with a butter knife. It was working, just slowely.

When she finally got his nose off, he showed it too him and said “See this? Your going to eat this!” She laughed. He closed his mouth, unwilling to choke on his own nose. “fine, want to play it that way do we?” She took her knife and stabbed her blade into his eye hard enough that no part of her knife was visible past the waves of squirting blood. The pain made him scream. She took that opportunity to shove his nose down his throat. Then she let him up. He jumped out the window and ran outside into the street.  He tried to scream but he had no air in his lungs due too it being occupied by his nose. He fell down on the street and waited for death to take him, but Tay Tay wouldn’t make it that easy. Tay Tay straddled over the man in black. She stabbed her knife into his stomach. She made a huge gash into his stomach. She pulled out his intestines, she did it quickly cause he was losing blood and air and like everything he needed to live. He was laying down quietly. She took his intestines and made him sit up to look at her, then she started playing jump rope with them. She did it very well, being a bunny and all. Then the man in black died, she giggled to herself. ‘today was just another day in the life of me’ she thought to herself. Unfortunately, a drunk Josephine klements had just gotten her GED and was celebrating by driving down the street at, well, really fast speeds.

Tay Tay was hit was hit by the car like Earkel would be hit by chuck Norris.

Moral: If you don’t like this story then you can just go away and keep reading your twilight books.

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