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I got bored so I decided to post a picture of a penis.
Posted on June 17th, 2010 at 8:55 pm by peter

It’s actually my penis

It's my penis!

It's my penis!

xactly
Posted on April 17th, 2010 at 8:23 pm by peter
yes

yes

seeing if this will work lol

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rargh
Posted on August 30th, 2009 at 4:22 pm by peter

Bob thinks therefore he is. Bob is so he should be able to do what he wants. But bob can’t do what he wants because some people decided that to do what you want is to be what you feel. And feeling is but an unnecessary emotion used to blind your vision through hazy eyes and unclear definition to see what you cant do but to instead do what you see as the clear path that takes a wrong turn and hits a road block which appears to be unnecessary due to the fact that the road was perfectly fine without having to fix a few potholes. A pothole is but a hole in something we take for granted but prefer to be clear so as to identify our irrelevant and imaginary superiority over all else that is not us. US is a word used to define what we think of ourselves so as to make a group around ourselves that is like ourselves so we throw away all feelings of being without. Without is the partial opposite of being in a state of with. With what is unclear since we always forget what is WITH and only bring sight to what is without since we always think we will always be with despite always being a little bit less with then we were when you were with much. I am always WITH bob as long as bob IS. To be without bob is for bob to be not in a state of IS. Bob does what he can through me. What bob can do he wants to do as he cant do much because he is only in a state of IS when I choose to be in a state of WITH. I choose to be in a state of WITH alot.

heh
Posted on March 26th, 2009 at 5:31 am by peter

I just wanted to write a new post to show that I could.

It takes soooooo long to think of a good title.
Posted on January 6th, 2009 at 12:48 pm by peter

I love the fact that I can say that I own my own site. Despite the fact that my aunt actually owns it. I love when I tell people I have a website and thier like you don’t own your own site cause you don’t have a domain. Then I will go online through internet explorer cause that’s like sooooooo much better then aol or w/e and I pull up my site(pkharrison.com) and thier like all embarresed. Then thier like wtf do you put on this? Well then WTF DO I SAY?!?!!? I mean I can’t say I write stuff cause it’s typed. I can’t say I type stories cause well this isn’t A story! I can’t say I write communistic aurguments cause as a communist I have a overwhelming urge to lie to the public. So wtf do i say?

And more importantly how do I answer that and still keep this little*small pause* article stylish? I don’t know what you call this post anyway? Is this just a post?!!? Is this some sort of blog?!?!!? I doubt I can tell them that cause then they will just start reading it. Maybe if I said this was my diary. Then they would not read it with me or tell me they read it. They would have to wait until they got home to read it. That might give me enough time to write a bit of boring diary stuff. Ooooooh but I should start now just in case.

January 6th

Today I figured out how to trick my friends into not reading my site and realizing it was really stupid. I did it by making a bit of stupid diary stuff. Actually I barely started to write it. I should finish writing that diary stuff now. See ya tomorow!

I would have kept going but the problem is that I started the day as today. So what if a friend looks at my site today and it said January 7th? See now you see my problem. Well actually this is only 1 of my many problems. Lets spend some time on a bit less serious problem.

Who is lets? Am I actually typing to someone? And if so who? Santa? rudolph? easter bunny? OoOoOoOoOoOh!!! That reminds me of this great joke. Ok so the easter bunny, santa and an honest lawyer are sitting at a table with 10,000$ in the middle. Suddenly the lights go out and the moneys gone. Who took it? The easter bunny! EVERYONE knows thiers no such thing as santa or a honest lawyer! Ok now you can stop laughing and please stand up. Look you wrinkled your suit! Now you will never get that oscar for best damn supporting actress of 2009.

Why did I even write this? This is a stupid little article thing! I might as well just give up and publish this stupid thing now.

The quick post
Posted on November 25th, 2008 at 1:07 pm by peter

I once had a dream. It was more like a nightmare really, but that is irrelevent. The point is that since I was a stupid kid I have always wanted to write/type some sort of thing in under 5 minutes without really thinking about what I wanted to write and I would prefer it to be published online. I have recently realized that that isimpossible so instead I will write this in under 5 minutes. It is not what I want but I am in school and i doubt I am supposed to be on this site. I also doubt georgie washington is the first president though so dont take it as a suprise. I personally hate suprises. I prefer to know if I am going to have some suprise birthday party or If I WIll finally beat the impossible quiz. I mean that thing really is nearly impossible. the only way to beat it is by bribing the site to take it off the site. It is also the only way to get a public office as a republican without bribes so I think that the site is therefore and foremost a site ruled by a communist dictator. Now some of you may say that you cant be A communist and a dictator. Well I say differently. just look in the dictionary.

 

Webster’s dictionary=

communist=dictator

 

SEE! I knew it! you allo doubted me but I pushed threw! I won the hard fight. Like they talked about in fallout 3. That was the best game ever. I mean thier is oblivion I guess, that could probably beat it, assuming you could use mods. Cause fallout is new and has like no mods to speak of. By mods I dont mean public moderators, I mean public restroom.

 

Thank you for allowing me to waster a few minutes of your time on this pointless argument of truthiness.

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