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		<title>Protected: final copy beast of r&#8217;lyeh</title>
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		<title>argh</title>
		<description><![CDATA[okay so I&#8217;m writing this big long story that&#8217;s a few thousand words and I got tired so I wrote this. I&#8217;m not planning on it winning a hugo so don&#8217;t worry about it lol. Every day, there was a pianist, who lived in a hotel in New York City. Every day at about 6 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shortest horror story ever.</title>
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		<title>He went blind.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The ambulance shook as it raced down the road. George was rocked silly as the gurney he was on shook with the drivers crazy turns. He could feel the paramedics touching him and searching for some sort of bruise or mark that showed he hurt something. They had asked him a few questions earlier just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Protected: The beast of R&#8217;lyeh 2</title>
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		<title>I got bored so I decided to post a picture of a penis.</title>
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		<title>HONEY BUNNY!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#38;quot;Does this mean you are rejecting your noodly master?&#38;quot; said taytay. &#38;quot;We can&#8217;t reject what doesn&#8217;t exist.&#38;quot; said the man in lack. &#38;quot;but we have proof ot it! The rising global temperatures, the decrease in temperature, the incread in height&#8230;&#38;quot;  &#38;quot;Are all lies! you claim people like me are ruining the world but it is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>xactly</title>
		<description><![CDATA[seeing if this will work lol]]></description>
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		<title>Everyone needs a genie story!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;OH EM GEE!&#8221; cried daho. &#8220;what are you going to wish for?&#8221; &#8220;I dunno said josepener. &#8220;well no point holding it off any longer.&#8221; josepener rubbed the lamp. A genie popped out. &#8220;okay thanks for letting me out. I can give you one with now. Anything you could ever want, that is in my power, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>jose for president.</title>
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