http://pkharrison.com Just another WordPress weblog Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:48:32 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I love the fact that I can say that I own my own site. Despite the fact that my aunt actually owns it. I love when I tell people I have a website and thier like you don't own your own site cause you don't have a domain. Then I ... http://pkharrison.com/uncategorized/it-takes-soooooo-long-to-think-of-a-good-title/ I once had a dream. It was more like a nightmare really, but that is irrelevent. The point is that since I was a stupid kid I have always wanted to write/type some sort of thing in under 5 minutes without really thinking about what I wanted to write and ... http://pkharrison.com/uncategorized/the-quick-post/ I just realized that this post will not help world hunger in any way. So in order to spite the anti-federalists which hold dominion over us all. I say we hold non-violent protests outside every starbucks in the U.S. Some may say we dont have enough people to do that ... http://pkharrison.com/uncategorized/this-is-not-helping/ One day in a land far far away(from you, really near me) thier was a aunt who ate toads, but one day...... ok never mind iv decided that was a pretty boring story. Who really cares about a aunt who eats toads? and what is the difference between a toad and ... http://pkharrison.com/short-stories/the-aunt-without-a-shift-key/      It had been nearly 80 years since it had disappeared, but ug would still jump when someone said thier name. He had never really remembered that day very well, ug prefered to remember the happy times in life. His mind tended to forget what he didnt want to happen, ... http://pkharrison.com/ug-storys/the-day-the-writing-came-back/ to keep a good house you need to write it, then publish it before you meanie face jr aunt cant steal it! which she will! she will slowely earn you trust.... then she will steal it! she will steal it like a person who cant write a good metaphor/simile! she ... http://pkharrison.com/random-stuff/good-house-keeping/ poetry is a lie! it is just a few words jumbled together to look pretty! they make it this way so that you will first get into it with good so called "poems" and then when they hit you with the bad ones you see that they are good and ... http://pkharrison.com/government-lies/poetry-with-boogers/ see the rumor is that when you eat a lot of food you get fat. but do you? i mean has anyone actually eaten a lot of food? see this is a government lie. see they dont have a lot of food so to prevent you from eating a lot ... http://pkharrison.com/government-lies/limited-food-supply/ one day ug was writing a story on the bus ride home with his full keyboard cellphone. he thought of how the indians used the old number pad to type storyss for thier website. then out of nowhere the meaning of life jumped out and punched him in the stomach. ... http://pkharrison.com/ug-storys/the-fullkeyboard-of-death/  One day ug was hunting chickens in Madagascar when suddenly, a huge wave emerges out of now where! He drops his chopsticks and climbs into a hole, he stays their for 20 years before finally he decides the wave is gone, now when he sees the environment it looks completely ... http://pkharrison.com/ug-storys/ug-stops-global-warming/