ok so thier was this guy names ug. one day ug decides his life is too boring. he had been playing his ps3 for the past 5 hours before he realized that he really did not like the ps3. he decides to china to see the circus. he gets on his private pogostick and flies to china. when he gets thier he gets of the plane just as a nuclear bomb hits that one guy that works for bush, ya know the one that no one really new what he did even though we all new he was the secret king of congo. so he was walking down the street to the circus he saw a sign that said “looking for a really good name! 1 million dollars!!”. so ug runs in and is all like “i have a really good name! i will sell it for 1 billion dollars!!!! then the guy at the counter said “sorry we already found some guy named joseph tate.”. then ug said “no you don’t understand! my name is really good!”. so the guy said “well spit it out!”. and ug said “my name is ug!”. “wow that is a good name” said guy. so ug sells his name for 1 billion dollars and is now named joseph tate. so he goes back home with 1 billion dollars and his new boring name, joseph tate. when he got thier he told his friends his new name. the problem was that none of them could pronounce it. so he is all like “well i will go back thier and get my name back”. but then his friend apu nahasipenapetalon said “they are no longer in china! they have went to thier home planet of tralfamador! so then joseph said well then i will go thier and get my name back!. so ug gets on his private pogostick and flies to tralfamador. he then finds the new ug at the local mcdonalds. then ug said “noooooo! mcdonalds is the worst place in the galexy! it is like a millions manacockers are eating you the having you turn into a humen ear and playing you like a drum!” but joseph went in anyway. he took one of the manacockers that was supposed to eat him and drum him and hit ug with the manacocker. then he took the old ugs name tag and went back to his homeplanet. his friends could pronounce his name for the rest of eternity. the end!